My name is Mariah.
I'll be twenty in January, and naturally I'm completely independent. I reside between two towns with a black and orange tortie/Persion cat named Crookshanks who gets bedhead just as bad as I do in the mornings, a tiny scrappy stray kitten named Oliver, and a roommate. I'm a server/trainer at a local family restaraunt, a tiny American, music fanatic, proud Potterhead, bookworm, and frequent visitor on Tumblr. This blog is very much so an expressive outlet, and with that being said I'm truly a different breed of female. I am very much so vulgar and nakedly honest. Follow at your own discretion.
Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal and I have always and will always love that bitch, end of story.
"You think I'm strange, bitch? G-g-get's bananas like a fuckin' 'rangatang, bitch. Don't worry 'bout me; I got it all arranged, bitch. Mind your business; stay in your lane, bitch."