February 2010
I got this intesnse thrill..
because I thought for some reason My Life as Liz would be on.
Guess what’s not on ‘till tomorrow? Oh. -chuckles- Right. MY LIFE AS LIZ. @#$%^&*(. Eat shit, MTV.
January 2010
I hate Bonnie and Clyde.
There’s a documentary on them right now, and my grandparent’s are watching it. Everyone makes songs about them, or they’re “love” for each other. Okay, cool.. be in love or whatever, but don’t rob and kill people. Fucking idiots.
I have some crazy ass bed head. Lemme tell you.
Well, thank fucking God it's Friday tomorrow.
It's FORMSPRING for crying out loud. You can ask...
Free tator-tots ;D.
At lunch, Kayla and I were sitting in the hallway like we always do, eating our tator tots with cheeese. And all the sudden, I tip my bowl of tots with my leg, because I’m a clumsy fuck. And they spilled all over the floor. So I walked my happy butt right across the hall to Officer Oswald’s office, and asked him if he would go get me tator tots if I gave him the dollar for it.
He...
I'm going to go,
read. 8)
I can't believe it is only tuesday,
mawyssamae:
this week has seemed so long already :/ I JUST WANT THE FUCKING WEEKEND TO MAKE LIKE A CUTE BOY AND CUM! :D
HAHAHAHAH ^.^ <3 Gotta love maryssa
I hate you right now. But don't worry it never...
It's called a 'pink cloud'
Or, “cloud nine.” And they say sooner or later you’re going to fall off.
Kameron Laxxxxxxxxton,
Gives my butterflies in my tummybox.
I miss,
The sun. Warmth. Trussel trips, rollarblading, tire-swingin’, Alexander’s birthday cake Ice cream, slushy traditions, walking to arcadia on the train-tracks with Kayla. Walking on the side of the high-way with Colin and Kayla. Playing with Colin’s kittens. Riding on people’s pegs. Trying, and failing, the skateboard. Waking up at three in the afternoon. My brother. Old...
Lesbian rant;
I get so weirded out when a lesbian girl practically BRAGS about her sexuality. For instance: This girl followed me on tumblr. ALL HER BLOGS WERE ABOUT HER GIRLFRIEND. Every single one. And she kept mentioning that she was lesbian.
First off: Okay, we get it. YOU LIKE TWAT. Secondly: You don’t see straight people going on and on and on how they’re STRAIGHT and about all the GUYS/GIRLS...
I love it when
My hair is super soft, and it brushes against my back.
<3
'Cause you
Make everything better.
Homework
Can suck my non-existent left nut.
The back of my eye-lids are
beggin’ for sleep.
Oh, Colin.
Me: Bring it, shortcake.
Colin: With pleasure, small fry.
Me: I'm notta small fry! I'm the big mac.
Colin: That was witty as fuck! I applaud you.
Me: It was wasn't it?
Colin: There's no way you came up with that.
Me: I did, really. Pinky promise!
Colin: Twatever I don't believe it.
>.
Worried that,
I’m not letting bygones be bygones.