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My name is Mariah.
I'm nineteen years old and completely independent. I reside between two towns with my absolute bestfriend for a roommate, and a black and orange tortie/Persian cat named Crookshanks who gets bedhead just as bad as I do in the mornings. I am a tiny American, a Potterhead, a bookworm, cannabis supporter, waitress, and frequent visitor on Tumblr. I'm vulgar and nakedly honest so follow at your own discretion.

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mosoli:
im still laughing at this
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timothyburton:

Tim Burton came to work one day after having some dental work done on his gums. He was supposed to keep his mouth packed with gauze, but he thought drooling blood was too much fun to waste.
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theuntetheredsoul:

I cannot help but reblog this beautiful photo oh my goodness.
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daringdreamcatcher:

When daddy brings me food
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goodtwineviltwin:

Like a hawk stealing for the prey.
Like the night waiting for the day.
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niick4:

clown-dick:

andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

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i am so a l o n e
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vacants:

(by yokasyo)
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mesdelosgatos:

Preciosa!
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Paint on a speaker, you can see the music.
OH MY GOD, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE PAINT PEOPLE DANCING, COMING TO LIFE FROM THE MUSIC.
IMAGINE DUBSTEP
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